Well.....we know that some of you will think that the fix is in but....
WE HAVE A WINNER.......
Kim has won the "4.000th Pageview Contest" and has also won the "Identify The Winner Of The 4,000th Pageview Contest"...Go to her site and marvel at her wares!!!

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NEW C O N T E S T ! ! ! ! !

See if you can be our 5,000TH PAGEVIEW...

YOU WILL BE ON THE "HONOR SYSTEM" (OF COURSE WE DO REALIZE THAT THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY BUT WE CAN ALWAYS HOPE)...

Answering Ackbo's inevitable question...Yes, Kimmy can play but there are limitations....she must donate all of her winnings to the charity of her choice!!!

Yes, yes....the adorable KIM (#10) WON HAND'S DOWN...


SEE WINNING ENTRY HERE------> [link]

What's up, skin-balloons?! You all thought you we're rid of me?! HA HA HA!!!! Youwill never be rid of FFI!! I'm here to stay you punks!!!!! GET USED TO IT!!!!

In any case, because people just lover to be given everything as opposed to actually doing even the most minute of tasks, I'm reposting the previous journal entry involving the contest that NO ONE PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO!!!!!!!!!

Here's the deal: it's a trade-off of sorts. I went to all the clicking trouble of posting up the contestants and what you all are voting for, SO you can take the trouble to VOTE AGAIN!!!! The previous votes are void until someone can justify to me why I (or, adversely, my counterpart) should take the time off of our busy schedules to count your old votes!!!!!! SO VOTE AGAIN, DAMMIT!!!!!!

I'm the freakin' secondary admin for FFI!!!! NOT FFI THE WONDER CATERER!!!! DO SOME FRIGGIN" WORK FOR ONCE!!!!

You all want a new contest? VOTE ON THIS ONE!!!! POLLS CLOSE 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!!!!!! GET ON IT, MEATSACKS!!!!!!

Here are your various varieties:

only people who did not participate can vote....

only vote ONCE!!

just type the number of the person you are voting for!!

1. [link] BY

2. [link] BY

3. [link]

4. [link]

5. [link]

6. [link]

7. [link]

8. [link]

9. [link]

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VOTE!
NOW!
GO!
DO IT!
HURRY UP!
NOT OR COMMENT ONLY!!
ONLY COMMENT HERE!!!
.....
WELL?! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!!
VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMPLAINING ABOUT ME BEING REDUNDANT????!!!!! HOW DARE YOU??!!! INSOLENCE TOWARDS YOUR NEW RULERS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!! IT WILL BE MET WITH FLAMING ARROWS OF PUNISHMENT AND SKIN RIPPED OFF IN STRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Huh. Now that that has been taken care of, I bid you all: WELCOME BACK FOOLS!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Since you all are such gluttons for punishment, you all have apparently come back for more from FFI! And how could I be anything but obliging? IF YOU WANT A VERBAL LASHING, JUST ASK SPITBALLS!!!! Now, as far as physical lashings go, I can't really do anything about that...

As I said before, there have been complaints about my redundant journal being redundant. I have carefully reviewed these complaints carefully and have DECIDED!!! REDUNDANCY IS A NECESSARY PART OF GROWING UP!!!! BE TOLERANT!!!! MAYBE I WANTED TO BE REDUNDANT ON PURPOSE!!!! I'M HANDLING ALL THE JOURNALS AND THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!!!! GET OFF MY BACK!!!!!! GRAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, in regards to the most recent contest (WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT!!!!), the voting must take place in a previous journal that clearly states "VOTE HERE IDIOTS!!" Duh. But of course, some may not be able to read....UNEXCUSABLE!!!!! OPEN A FRIGGIN' BOOK FOR ONCE!!!! I WOULD TELL YOU TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER, BUT I NEED YOU ON!!!! SO.....THERE!!!!!!

In any case, a new contest will be handed down soon...AS SOON AS YOU GET YOUR VOTES IN FOR THE LAST ONE!!!!! GRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

YOU HUMANS ALWAYS WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE!!!! NOT ONLY THAT, YOU WANT IT NOW!!!!!! APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN GIVEN!!!! GOODNESS!!!!

SO VOTE ALREADY!!!!!!

Get going, peons!!!!

I am the secondary ruler of FFI and I fully intend to carry on the legacy of darkness, horror, caustic sarcasm, the macabre, and the like which you have come to expect from FFI!!!!!! OBEY!!!

If you were part of the previous managements list, then comment here and we will incorporate you into the sheer power and magnitude of FFI!!! If no, then YOU ARE NOT MY PROBLEM!!!!!!

SUBMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEVIATIONS!!!!!!!!
COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!
NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO MY WILL!!!!!!!!

A NEW DAWN HAS COME!!! AND WE ARE HERE TO CAST IT BACK INTO SHADOWS!!!!!!!

Let's begin...

No vulgarity, profanity, pornogrophy, deformography, politicography, or anything else along those lines! We may be trying to take over the world, but we need to have some culture about it! We're not savages, after all...

Everyone has a voice here. EVERYONE HAD BETTER HAVE A VOICE!!!! OR ELSE!!!!! Speak you're so-called "mind" and voice your opinions on everything pertinent to FFI! We want to hear you!! KNEEL BEFORE FFI!!!

Also, VOTE!!! IF WE HAVE A CONTEST YOU MUST VOTE!!!! If you participate in the contest YOU CAN'T VOTE!!! If you're voting (WHICH YOU MUST!!!) YOU MAY ONLY VOTE ONCE!!!! SO VOTE!!!!! NOW!!!! ONWARD!!!!

YES I"M TALKING TO YOU, HUMAN STAIN!!!!

GET GOING FLESHBAGS!!!!!